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With apology to Lou Bega -- Mambo Number 5. See also STD-5/RFC-791 by Jon Postel.

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the net, so come on
Let's surf to the web-store around the cyber
The boys say they want some X and chat
But I really don't wanna crash
Like I had last week
I must stay lease
Because OC-192 is cheap

I like ISOC, IAB, IESG, and IETF
And for ICANN I don't know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg and you keyboard
To me email-ing it's just like sport, anything reply
It's all good let core dump it
Please set in winsock trumpet

A little bit of IP in my life
A little bit of TCP by my side
A little bit of MIB is all I need
A little bit of SMTP is what I see
A little bit of NFS in the SUN
A little bit of HTTP all night long
A little bit of BIND here I am
A little bit of WHO makes me your man

And jump and down go and surf it all around
Shake your web to the sound
Put your hand on the mouse
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Click your mouse once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing internet right

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