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Ah Beng
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Mor nee. Ruin sorbees.
(Good morning, room service.)
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Ang Moh
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Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service.
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Ah Beng
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Rye... Ruin sorbees... mor nee! Djewish to odor sunteen??
(Right... room service... Good morning! Do you wish to order something??)
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Ang Moh
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Uh... yes... I'd like to order some bacon and eggs.
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Ah Beng
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Ow July den?
(How do you like them?)
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Ang Moh
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What??
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Ah Beng
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Ow July den...? Pry, boy, pooch?
(How do you like them...? Fried, boiled, poached?)
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Ang Moh
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Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
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Ah Beng
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Ow July dee baychem... creased?
(How do you like the bacon... crisped?)
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Ang Moh
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Oh, bacon. Crisp will be fine.
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Ah Beng
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Hokay. An San tos?
(Okay. And some toast?)
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Ang Moh
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What?
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Ah Beng
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San tos. July San tos?
(Some toast. Do you like some toast?)
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Ang Moh
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I don't think so.
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Ah Beng
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No? Judo one toes??
(No? You don't want toast??)
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Ang Moh
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I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
"judo one toes" means.
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Ah Beng
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Toes! toes...! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping weed bother?
(Toast! toast...! Why you don't want toast?
How about English muffin with butter?)
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Ang Moh
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English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast."
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
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Ah Beng
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Weed bother?
(With butter?)
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Ang Moh
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No... just put the bother on the side."
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Ah Beng
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Wad?
(What?)
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Ang Moh
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I mean butter... just put it on the side.
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Ah Beng
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Copy?
(Coffee?)
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Ang Moh
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Sorry?
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Ah Beng
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Copy... tea... mill?
(Coffee...tea...milk?)
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Ang Moh
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Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
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Ah Beng
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One Minnie. As ruin torino fee, strangle ache, creased
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, an
copy... rye??
(One minute. As soon as room (service) is
free, scrambled eggs, crisped bacon, toasted English muffin with
butter and honey on the side, one coffee... right?)
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Ang Moh
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Whatever you say.
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Ah Beng
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Tendjewberrymutts.
(Thank you very much.)
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Ang Moh
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Tendjewberrymutts lah.
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