How many Ah Bengs does it take to change a light bulb?

• None. Ah Beng will cane the old bulb so it won't commit acts of darkness again.
• None. Ah Beng don't change light bulbs, he move to another room with a working light bulb.
• None, when the light bulb goes, Ah Beng buys a new lamp.
• I don't know - will this question come out in an exam?
• Normally 1.8 Ah Bengs, but if you have three before 30 years old, you get tax breaks.
• There *really* isn't any working light bulbs here, the Light Bulb Review Committee is now investigating.
• Ah Beng pays foreigners to change the light bulbs.
• One, but only if more than 75% votes for the upgrading.
• 100. One Ah Beng to change it and 99 others to whine about why nobody is doing anything about it.
• Depends. What was the monthly quota for light bulbs?
• All males between the age of 16 3/4 and 21 years old are required to change light bulbs.